Death Court.

[Sutekh]

You walk into a huge room and at the end is a judge with a very long line leading up to him and at the end is a sign <Please queue here and wait to be judged P.S. no pushing in.>

As you start walking to the end of the line you hear voices "You know I heard that this judge is dirty." "Yeah I heard he takes bribes."

[Nightshade]

You look into a corner and see three officers. They are the ones talking about the judge.
"He also takes Twinkies, the fat bastard."
"I've actually seen him take Twinkies."
"Shut up guys, you're talking too loud."

"All rise." the bailiff orders. "Presenting the honorable judge."

One of the officers snickers.
"Honorable my ass."
"Guess what? I have a Twinkie." says another.

The judge steps up to his chair. Prepare to be judged.